Dear US Government,

We the people have survived the worst downturn since the great depression, and we want to let you know that we have a deal for you.

For the past few years, we watched what happens when debts aren’t paid, and we know from painful experience how devastating the effects are on our communities and families. It does not matter if you are from the left or right, the result is the same. The people will suffer and our government will drive away in a Wall Street limo.

And so, we the American people are giving our contract to you, President Obama and every member of Congress from both parties, so you know where we stand.

1. We know that all sides in the debt dispute are full of hot rhetoric and lies. You are politicians, so we do not trust anything you say.
2. You know that you can make sure our country pays its debts, even if that means we must continue to suffer at the hands of our incompetent government. 
3. We promise, with all our hearts and collective souls, that if you don’t do all in your power to stop the politics and save our national credit rating, that we will vote every single one of you out of office in the next election.

Never before has our country been so united against such an incompetent group of buffoons. We know that both sides are fully dedicated to manipulating us to get themselves power. We are sick of it. We now know there is nothing you won’t do to pander to your narrow political interests on both sides and every extreme.

And so, we the American People promise to you, our incompetent government, that unless you fix the budget now, we will not vote for any incumbents until all of you are out of office. We are not the weak fools you take us for, we are the American People.

Sincerely,

America (the People You Don’t Care About)