Black
and White
(Under age 40? You won't
understand.)You
could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread
the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull
a chair up to the TV set,
'Good Night,
David.
Good Night, Chet.'My Mom
used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo
on the same cutting board with the same knife
and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food
poisoning.
My Mom used to defrost
hamburger on the counter and I used to eat
it raw sometimes, too. Our school
sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown
paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't
remember getting e.coli.
Almost all
of us would have rather gone swimming in the
lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about
boring), no beach closures then.
The term cell phone would have conjured
up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the
school PA system.
We all
took gym, not PE...and risked permanent injury
with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym)
instead of having cross-training athletic shoes
with air cushion soles and built in light
reflectors. I can't recall any injuries
but they must have happened because they tell us
how much safer we are now.Flunking
gym was not an option.... even for stupid
kids! I guess PE must be much harder than
gym.
Speaking of school, we all said
prayers and sang the national anthem, and
staying in detention after school caught all
sorts of negative attention.
We
must have had horribly damaged psyches.
What an archaic health system we had then..
Remember school nurses? Ours wore
a hat and everything.
I thought that I
was supposed to accomplish something before I
was allowed to be proud of myself.
I just
can't recall how bored we were without
computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270
digital TV cable stations.
Oh yeah... and
where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit
when I got that bee sting? I could have
been killed!
We played 'king of the
hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant
construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom
pulled out the 48-cent bottle of mercurochrome
(kids liked it better because it didn't sting
like iodine did) and then we got our butt
spanked.
Now it's a
trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day
dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then
Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for
leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where
it was such a threat.
We didn't act up at
the neighbor's house either; because if we did
we got our butt spanked there and then we got
our butt spanked again when we got
home.
I
recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over
and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just
before he fell off.
Little did his Mom
know that she could have owned our
house.
Instead, she picked him up and
swatted him for being such a goof. It was a
neighborhood run amuck.
To
top it off, not a single person I knew had ever
been told that they were from a dysfunctional
family.
How could we possibly have known
that we needed
to get into group therapy and anger management
classes?
We were obviously so duped by so
many societal ills, that we didn't even notice
that the entire country wasn't taking
Prozac!
How did we ever
survive?
LOVE TO
ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA; AND TO ALL
WHO DIDN'T, SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I
WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR
ANYTHING!
Pass
this to someone and remember that life's most
simple pleasures are very often the
best.
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